++ Craig: Love Test
First, see if Craig and you are a good match! ;-)(Don't worry, I CANNOT see anything you type in any of these slots; there is no way I can see the history of it, so type whatever you like!)
No? Well perhaps you'd like to consult the obsession list...
You know you're obsessed with Craig when...
... you travel from far and wide, sacrificing your life's savings, just to attend Ring*Con.
... you've sent Craig no less than 10 fan letters and you own double that amount of his autographs, all from different sources (eBay, personal vendors, etc.)
... you have been to EVERY convention that Craig has been to.
... you go on a half-year tour to Fiji, New Zealand and England.
... you know the significance of Fiji.
... you build yourself a tropical garden in your backyard, complete with whistling tree frogs.
... you buy a new pretty plant to add to your tropical garden whenever you get your paycheck.
... you love collecting paintings and art.
... you follow Craig around all day at a convention - without his knowledge - with a fully charged video camera.
... you ask Craig at a signing for his hand in marriage.
... you lose all your will to live when Craig apologetically and politely rejects you.
... you claim to be married to Craig anyway.
... you change your surname to 'Parker' to prove it.
... Shortland Street is the ONLY soap that you can sit through, just because of Guy Warner.
... you like villains like Bellerophon, because Craig plays him.
... you immediately developed a strong hate for Xena when she killed Bellerophon.
... you hate Illeandra even more, because she got to snog Sarpedon.
... you move to New Zealand, because Craig lived there, and when he moved to England, you immigrated over to there too.
... you visit Nepal after watching Craig's episode of 'Intrepid Journeys'.
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